Pochahontas Ain't Got Shyt on Me

Turns Out It's Illegal to "Play Dead" at the Ice Rink, Too

Chugging Contest

I WON LOL.

Somebody Robbed My Apartment

Turns Out It's Illegal to "Play Dead" at the Mall

Doesn't My Bedroom Just Make You Think "Pottery Barn?"

New Belt

Went for a Bike Ride, Forgot it was Raining.

Who's Drunk on Facebook

Why am I BLEEDING?

Seriously, watch this video and help diagnose me:

More Things I've Been Wondering Lately

SORRY GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Date Didn't Go So Well

Really Nervous About This Date

What's Good on Facebook

GOT MY GRAD CAP

What's Good on Facebook

Cleanin' up

To Make a Sandwich

My response to this.

YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT.

So my "friend" Tom decided to give his version of the story.

REALLY TOM? WELL, YOU COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT. Here's what I have to say about that:

ALL OUT WAR

My Facebook Friends R Still Jealous

What's Good on Facebook... Wait

Things That I've Been Wondering Lately

Typical day @ work gettin' ready for a meeting

The Top 10 Things I Hate When People Ask

**These are not the top 10 things I hate when people ask ME, these are just the top 10 things I hate when people ask in general. Whenever people ask these questions, I'm like SABE IT. And no, that is not a misspelling.

It's raining out today...

...so it's a good thing my sunglasses can do THIS:



WAIT.







Good thing these sunglasses aren't obnoxious and easy to get sick of, right guys??? Aren't you happy about that???

What's Good on Facebook

Y'all just neva know if I'm gunna mention y'all or not.

Future Rappist

And here's what my album cover is going to look like!

KUATO LIVES?

Look at this freaking website.

DRAMA at 7-Eleven

HERE YOU GO GIRLS, THIS HOT POTATO IS LOOKIN FOR LOVE.

Math Class

You guys are so funny

I was reading all your private facebook messages guys and they were funny!

What's Good on Facebook

Me lookin like Will Smith

OMG GUYS

Almost 4got

My Facebook friends r jealous that i don't need makeup

n i Dun bLaMe Them.

Hey Guys